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Yes Danny Mami is in Florida
Craig man you did her dirty😂😂
“That sounds very unhealthy” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
😂
Idc what u believe in I think we all can agree corona or not it’s nasty as hell to lick a toilet seat in general u know they don’t clean them after every Use right 😂😂😂😂
Wait if she says all the guys on her phone are ugly does that include her dad
how could he even make those tiktoks if vampires can’t see their reflections / be photographed??
Her source “trust me bro”
craig was LITERALLY jealous of a virus 😩
I clicked on this video and the first ad was... A tik tok ad-
one of danny’s eyebrows are slightly higher than the other and it’s about to make me rip my skin off blend it and drink it like a smoothie.
At 9:37 you forgot to blur out the name
Hold on if he's a vampire how can we see his reflection 🤔
the girl's source was literally "dude, trust me"
PLOT TWIST- Danny is the vampire, and he's pissed of at the fake vamp.
Her parents told her people were better than her and she believed
WAIT A MINUTE I removed seeing a tik tok by her saying that she made up the whole thing and that the “friends” she had were just to strippers she met while going there
i like how he just goes in the sun like bruh
she mad that song with her heroin dealer🧍
Nobody believes anything on TikTok. Those comments are not serious.
OMG IS THIS WHY DANNY HATES CRAIGS
You could see his normal teeth for a second i swear
I said this before i watched the rest of the vid
laxative teas literally cause eating disorders
Plot twist, Craig’s actually a fake persona made up by a laxative tea company
I had a girl in vacation bible school when I was 6 who pretended to be a vampire and she was more believable than this guy
I was feeling rage and frustration the whole time
I mean technically if people drink blood does that technically make them a vampire.
8:04
She looks like the type of girl to date me... Like what???!? Even brain damaged people don't do that
7:33 Loona why not is still stuck in my head, I just got reminded again
@eun vasillos lol yep
WOA WOA WOA WOA LETS PUMP IT UP!
Danny's vampire effect looks more realistic than that dude
Ain’t that Ava Louise?
Ofc her name is Ava
I don’t believe everything on TikTok. The vampire thing there’s a contraption thing that goes in your mouth and you press down or up in your mouth and the teeth come out
I think it’s just sfx lol
There’s a girl on TikTok showing how to use them
DANNY I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE WAY YOUR BRAIN WORKS!!!!
1:08 danny could be vambire and we no know XDddddddD
who else here is an Aries? cuz dr. Phill is
I would never hate on anyone cause that’s so not me but... Craig’s lips look like if a carp tried to make out with a vacuum cleaner and that’s what it looked like after I love sarcasm
"i could compel you, but i won't" hey, come be a man and compel me
Who is this greg????!!!! Is she your wife??
She is not local, she is T I K T O K
Ava: I got Chanel that cost more then your rent Me: That sounds like someone *cough* *cough*, Lil Tay *cough*
Nobody's gonna talk about how she wrote promise like 'promiss'?
danny i drew u and its gooooooood pls how can i show u
Wh...why the fuck did Dr Phil feel the need to put her butt up on the board while she was talking? Like I get that they're public and she's kind of a shit person, but that seems like...I dunno, borderline humiliation tactic?
Omg she’s the ‘all the guys in my phone’ girl 😂😂
Her name is Ava (not saying her last name because she'll probably sue me or some bs) and Google listed her as a musical artist? Soory, but can you call her music "art"? Just give her some laxative tea and leave Google come on
I think giving Craig the free stuff was them trying to say she's fat or something.
wait if vampires dont exist, then what about your vampire dad ☹️
So I've only watched one episode of Dr.Phil and that was the one- I just thought she was a crazy lunatic.
people like that girl are so annoying, like they just want attention even if it's negative attention
He should react to wild child
honestly kinda sad that craig is not gonna be having any future. she'll just grow old and wrinkly with nobody caring or remembering her
BRO I REMEMBER HEARING SKINNY LEGEND ANTHEM AND I FUCKING HATED IT
go to Ryan Trahan's channel and you'll find that girl
Your shirt bothers me
Does your sister call you Clay?
Did this girl just say - I get free laxative teas SOMEONE HELP HER lmao
Danny vampire are real your vampire dad?
I can only imagine 2 vampires trying to describe how each other look and to it make even better they try to draw each but they have the artistic skill of toddlers
Bc it’s kids
if vampires are ageless, and people write them as teens or adults, does that mean female vampires birth like 5-6ft beings? haha
Vampires don’t show up on camera 🤭
she looks like when i left my barbie next to the heater too long
I’m a Greg now
Gregs the real fight has come!!!!!!!!!
The girl that said that always makes those lie videos
*danny trying to convince people vampires aren’t real? Sir you are literally aging backwards*
anyone else kinda getting danny is a vampire vibes?
The political side is way to biased to be even seen as political, its more like propaganda
danny's secretly a vampire and he's trying to cover it up lol
Duh dont people know that vampires don't show up in cameras
my name is ava...might change it now 😍😍
Idk why everyone belive things on tik tok?
Craig 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
I got an add for Tik Tok before this video
FREE LAXATIVE TEAS! I PROMISS
Clout chasing locals is my Drake ska-cover band.
Ava Louise
I feel like this girl is not serious in this, she’s like Trisha, a troll. But that doesn’t mean that what she does doesn’t have negative consequences, because it definetely does.
i said does and doesn’t 4 times in the same sentence
i love that so far in danny's videos he's referenced songs from nicki minaj, meg thee stallion and doja cat and nobody else that i can recall🥴
‘Touched yourself to’ Girl it’s a MEME - BYEEEEEE 💀💀💀💀 how does that even make sense???
6:00 wasnt this the girl who was on Dr Phil for attention seeking? And the girl who started the covid toilet licking trend? Edit: I just watched the rest of the video and HA I FUCKING KNEW IT LMAO.
Craig probably has histrionic personality disorder.
Vampire hunters: well this is easy
In her "song" she fat shames people like...alot
don’t even tell me skinny legend anthem doesn’t slap
It doesn't slap.
Me who didn’t believe the jeffree thing spsbdisndb
that girl gives me HEAVY toga himiko vibes i think it's the voice or the fact that toga would also do all of this
It’s so funny how people wanna be her even though everyone inspires to not be her 😂
She took 'being insecure' to damn another level.
Wow you are
Her source was as follows: Trust Me Bro 😎
Yeah my eyes glow oh yeah....my fangs big and me speed Me: ....ŵöŵ ITS EDITED AND HES...using effects
It spread like the grassfire that happened by my house last week
when do we refer to c0vid as pass tense
Wow I hate people
I died when the girl said she was annoyed that covid was getting more attention then her like no body likes corona and it slowly killing our economy wtf is this girl on.
@3:36 lmaooooo
Is it just me or did he take the part where where she glorifies eating disorders out?? It was a weird cut