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where the hell did don star go when the star exploded??!!!!
if your name is junior vine is the melody of do ya think i'm sexy by rod stewart. i don't know if it's a flex if it's embarrassing to know.
12:09 unus annus
I thought the goat will turn into his wife... Close enough
13:20 I am now Barry B Benson
I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook; kicked everyone of their as*es.
am i the only one who guessed the twist as soon as they went in the rocket-
I’ll be honest, from what I’ve seen of him, the Great Zamboni is a really likable character.
Danny is just too funny
Wow monster house got it's live action film before it was made
As soon as i saw the panther i said, "watch it be his wife"
My plot theory: its racist and implying his wife has magic powers, like all Native people do, that turn them into a creature of nature. Then she did the "stay a jaguar until my husband likes children again" thing like Danny said
Ooooooooh! I thought the wife just left, then when she discovered he signed the adoption papers (for whatever reason) she came back. That would be "slight of hand" (although very weird). I didn't think of the whole shapeshifting thing. Also, I think the last strange scene (as if there were a countable number of them) is a reference to the ceiling, that max liked and Zamboni payed special attention to that part, SOI think he might know something about that. Either way, pretty funny and weird. As usual, great video Danny 👍💖 (it must be exhausting doing all the editing for this)
The great Zamboani looks like snape with a mustache
I got the references yeyyyy
max is a fucking madlad
talks to husband about having kids he says no well I guess I should become a jaguar for 11 and a half years until he changes so is the message of the movie say yes to having a kid with your wife or she will become a Jaguar and fly to the moon I don't know but dang that's a good moral of the story thank you for reading my ted talk
everyone click read more to find out my secret....... Im a furry OwO
*TOES*
12:01 what i say in my basement
The Jaguar turned back into the great zamboni’s wife so if you needed the explanation and also might have been a test for the great zamboni
Alright, I'm at 12:20 and here's my prediction of what the twist is: the goat is secrétele the magicians wife, and after the magician turns his wife back and they adopt the orphaned child
23:38 say it with me: "Can't believe this naw naw naw Can't believe this naw naw naw Can't believe this naw naw naw"
He looks better with his moustache on
am i the only one being recommended to buy/rent spooky house
youtube says this movie came out in 2020.... wtf?
You should review an ACTUAL TRAUMATIZING movie, Megan’s Missing, I really wanna see how Danny reacts
Wow. So when I grow up to be a magician I need to be careful. Cause you never know when my significant other is gonna turn into a jungle cat while doing these magic tricks
Just thought I'd make your day by telling you to search up "Greg" in the urban dictionary
damn my mental status must be real fcked up because i instantly understood the points the movie was tryna get at lmao. only after Danny screamed wtf that's not normal, who would think that
Why didn’t I get notified of this video?
Why is the great zamboni Muammer gaddafi?
Dude is such an orphan
Don star didn’t choose to be a Jaguar. It was a choice by the gods, waiting for The Great Zamboni to stop hating children.
This was a 2020 movie? I thought this was a DCOM from the 90’s
y e s
I- wait he said “I hate children?” oh, I thought he said “I ate children” huh- yeah that makes more sense
November 1st is my b-day
“the great Dan boney... I am great, and I am Dan..” “and I have a bone-“
“Cmon Max, pouting won’t make you feel any better!” “ *G o A w a y* “
Your singing voice is actually really good
Sit actually says it came out in 2020
What the fuck happened at the end
the magician dude looks like the peculiar purple pie man of porcupine peak
I am so insanely glad you made this video because I’ve always had VIVID memories of this movie but couldn’t for the life of me remember what it was called. I can finally sleep at night now lmaooo
I saw it coming
I guessed itttttttt i knew that was gonna happen
12:22 is he palpatines son?
I'm not joking, from the beginning I had a feeling that the jaguar was Dawn Star. I've never seen this movie before and it just seemed to make sense
Danny should make a song out of "Can't believe this no no no"
The music got me when the kid break there legs
So... he’s recording a magic show with his wife, right in the middle he mumbles “I hate children”, then she turns into a Jaguar but he thinks she ran away, and then he randomly finds a jaguar and then keeps it as a pet for eleven years? And then he adopts a kid and she becomes human again and nobody is phased by this?
This sequel to the Prestige is weird
I'm not sure why but that movie is very much a cliché and I knew his wife was the jaguar, shadow, the whole time. I don't understand the magician nor his wife or jaguar motives but I suppose that is the thing about movies. Much like dreams, we often don't question them. Except for when you're Danny and you're ready to use 11% of your brain.
Do the amazing bulk next
sick humpty dumpty reference dude
gotta love how the plot point of the random lady having a gang of kids steal things was never addressed lmao
I can't believe the Great Zamboni is a Palpatine too what a twist!
I think i just found my new favorite movie 😃
please watch the movie "a monster in paris" lmaoo
Thats my favorite video! "If your name "STOP" is junior and really handsome raise yourhand
danny!!! watch the movie "flipped."
#neverbeenaorfan
* sees the thumbnail * Me: * why does this guy look like Alan Rickman while hes zoomed in *
My first thought was that he didn't kill his wife and his wife is the burglar boss lady is his wife because he keeps saying may or may not have killed his wife😁
She
Where did Dawn Star even go when disappeared, and after that did Zamboni just find a Jaguar walking around and was like: “Oh what a nice little kitty, I’m gonna take you home.”
Wait, why is nobody talking about the coordination it took for Danny to say "Express VPN" at the exact time his lamp changed to red? Like that's a cool thing guys we should mention it Danny. His lamp might be trying to kill him.
Why does Mr. Zamboni look like Professor Snape, that guy from the room, and my uncle Randy put together?
I couldent remember the name of the channel but i did remember that you call your fanbase greg so i searched greg and found your channel.
lol not me having the same name as the goat
I honestly think the goat is the wife and I don't know why edit: i was wrong but she was an animal
I wonder where junior is raising his hand now...
I guessed the ending 2 seconds before it happened :D
idk maybe she disappeared when he said he hated children cause she was planning to tell him she wanted kids???
i was like wow thats sad +100 respect for max
idk the title seems like it'd be a great movie
To be honest I thought the Jaguar was about to blow up
I love how my name is Max too
"Say it now or you'll get a gOoD rIgHt CrOsS-"
I like that it’s up to your interpretation in the end :) 10/10 would love to spend 10 years as a Jaguar
The movie showed if u want to watch it urself *The topic was Comedy*
Because I watch so many movies, I kinda thought the wife would come out if the rocket ship then where that scenes came on I threw my pillow on the wall.
12:24 You will feel the full power of the dark side!
Finally a kids movie that takes risks and doesn't fucking spoon-feed its audience. A perfect movie to start kids off on before easing them into David Lynch, Charlie Kaufman, etc.
5:23 is that a cigar or a spliffy aka blunt
20:17 20:27 I had a great right cross
Batman made 978 accounts to dislike this video.
Danny: "I don't know...never been an orphan so...fuck yeah👌 Me: .... weird flex... but okey...
14:32 key word: loved his wife, so he killed his wife after he didnt love her anymore
Max: walks into the spooky house If I were one of the friends: nah fck that. See ya ✌️
MY NAMES NOT GREG 👁👄👁
That's a spooky meatball
Hmmmm yes I trust this man who may or may not have killed his wife, has the traits of a psychopath, owns a dangerous animal and utterly hates children with this young child in a large and dangerous house with a large yard with many trees and overgrown grass. Nothing suspicious here.
I think Danny is missing a very important plot point here that helps this movie make a lot more sense: See, it's implied in the beginning that the great Zamboni may have killed his wife. I hope that helps.
I love how you have a picture of you drinking water on your wall
... thats deep lore
the way 4th grade me rented this from BLOCKBUSTER and loved this movie so much that i rented it AGAIN to bring into school and begged my teacher to play it for the class.
I really love your channel- but you spend a lot of time looking over the viewers' left shoulder, I'm guessing at yourself in the monitor? Not a huge deal obviously but it can get pretty distracting IMO Otherwise I appreciate the hilarious content bro 🙏
I remember I saw a behind the scenes of this movie, they where talking about the ending off the movie and how it was only the producer and director who knew about it so they shot all the magic scenes (beginning and ending parts) in one day, and when the movie came out Ben Kingsley walked out of the screening and scalded the director apparently saying “what the fuck was that” and “your insane”, what a rollercoaster of emotions that must of been for everyone lmao.
😂Holy crap I love that
Danny needs to make a "can't believe this nah nah nah" song