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“Say it now or you’ll get a great right cross” LMAOOOOO IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD 😂 😂 😂 😂
The great Zamboni is a national hero for Canada
I did not see that. Coming
14:49 is that the balloon boy sound effect?
mind
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Calling it now to see if I’m right. IS THE WIFE THE GOAT? Edit: close enough
ok
Moral of the story: always have a good right cross
I googled zamboni because I have nothing better to do and to my surprise it's the name of a vehicle that is used to smooth ice rinks. They named their main character after that. Mkay.
I fell asleep and 4 of his videos played
ok ok ok so consider, for the scene at the beginning where he's walking his jaguar "makin' my way downtown, walking fast, with a jaguar, on a leash. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
Mike mike mike
If anyone’s shady it’s max trying to convince Zamboni to be his dad
Zamboni: I hate children His wife: ight imma head out
This movie has to be Canadian it just has that low-budget chaotic energy that all old Canadian movies have
Maybe he said “I hate children “ because his wife was pregnant and he didn’t want a kid so he murderd his wife to get rid of the baby
ITS SPOOKY MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She looks Native American she’s probably a skin walker Witches who have the ability to morph into animals As to why she did it ? I’m not sure lol
He should react to wild child
I hate children
Wow a suicidal 5 yr old
Before the big wife/cat reveal there was a good "fed her to the cat" joke here
this movie maybe watchable
Moral of the story, don't become a magician
But I'm not greg tho
Danny you better like mr Zamboni or you'll get a good right cross
10:22 when you use light theme
danny i totally didn't see it coming
Hahahahahhahahahahahah🤣🤣🤣
Damn those bullies sure...got their goat.
"is there any practical use for this room?" That's where he drops acid.
Hey can you review a horrible movie on Netflix it’s called “Escape from Mr.Lemoncello’s library”
Please
zamboni man: magic isn't real also i hate children his wife, about to turn into a jaguar for 11+ years to punish him: hold my beer
this movie was made on my birthday (not year just day)
i think they killed the jaguar
you have to get special permits to own a big cat so alot of people dont get the permits but theyre also abusive to the animal
i think she turned into a jaguar because shesa tribal women cuz other wise y would she be a tribal women i dont think kids are interested in shamans and tribes which would explain the collar doing a team rocket and turning into some random stars.
Am I the only one who wants to watch this?
When we thought the boss lady was great zambonis wife but then jaguar was his wife and his wife was ditto same after 11 and half years
She disapparated and became a jaguar. She's an animagi
She changed until Zamboni learned to like kids.
The actual huge question of the movie is why was there a fork, a knife and even a fk spoon with the pizza
the sound effect at 0:20 gets me every time.
jaguar :(
The ending has the exact same energy as a scene from Invader Zim where there's just a random-ass roast turkey in a lab for no reason and all of a sudden out of fucking nowhere GIR bursts out of it yelling; 'It was me! I was the turkey the whole time! I was the turkey!!'.
Lol, love that scene.
Lol
4:11 *summons technoblade*
he on ex games mode 10:48
4:01 No.
Anyone notice his lamp turned red the second he started talking about Express VPN?
24:08 UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS !!
Note to self: MDHI- Magicians Don’t Have Insomnia📝
I saw it coming cause i've watched this video like five times
Same
hate to say it but this is my favorite spooky movie
Btw, at the end, why did they stand up the blue rocket when they thought it was still the jaguar in there?
totally saw that comin.
I found the pizza scene at 4:38 a little strange. The pizza pie is a mixture of different type of slices: cheese, pepperoni and what looks like veggie. Can you just request a pizza like that?
Bro idk why but "I've never been an orphan so.... F*** yeah!" Is the funniest thing I've ever heard
him: i hate children her: 🐆 CONSEQUENCES
😂🤣
1 like = 1 Great Right Cross
Cool
cant belive this now now now
Wait. He put a godamn Jaguar basically in a blender, then was going to just release a pissed off wildcat into a room of kids?? Probably not a great idea??
I'm just... Wow racist. Dawn Star is racist. Like as a character and I'm a native american so I'm a bit offended but- Hhh okay.
@just a smøl tøwn gir The name. It's like naming an Indian person Punjab (that's from another movie) basically... it's stereotypical and kind of rude. Say if you were named something super stereotypical that took away everything but the fact you are supposed to be American. You know? It's culturally insensitive. I hope I explained that alright.
I got a weird vibe from it, but since you’re actually Native American, what about it exactly is racist?
I honestly thought the super big surprise was the Jaguar exploding when he opens the rocketship just like the wife in the beginning
5:52 you get mugged the the guy lights you on fire
Okay, clearly you haven't watched axe em
5:12 got me so good
The Great Zamboni in a nutshell- I blew up my wife and told her I hate children and now she's a jaguar, but as soon as I became remotely friendly to one kid she turned back
I understand this movie. how come danny doesn't? oh wait I guess I actually know what is really going on.
Spirit animals. You won't understand.
this movie is giving me witches vibes. I love Witches. It's a great movie.
maybe he's scaring the kids because maybe that's what does to trespassers to scare them away.
The magic guy: my partner on stage and in life. Dawnstar Dawnstar guard from skyrim: And that's why we named our village Dawnstar. Dragonborn:😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
11:15 donkey noise
17:50 wdym psychopath would you like 5 random kids in your house after your wife died lel
yes i did get that reference
Also a jaguar just randomly shows up after their magic trick? Wouldn't it be weird for his wife to be missing then he looks down and it's a jaguar that he's never seen before just hanging out.
Who’s Greg??????????
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Imagine working on Schindler's List. Then working on this.
I tried to watch this video, but I was blinded by my laptop :(
No one: Danny: “He killed his wife btw”
as bad as this movie looks, I think if I had seen it as a kid, I'd have loved it
why does danny look so good in this video,, who gave him the right
Cant believe this, no no no, can’t believe this, no no no, can’t believe this, no no no
"I've never been an orphan." *Not yet* .....
Dude whenever i watch this i bust out a can of tuna and eat it out of the can
i’m putting this here as a guess before the ending: the wife is the fucking jaguar edit; what the fuck WHY
Me: watching Me again: skiping through the hole video incase there a jump scare
“A magician never reveals himself” sounds like he couldn’t think of an excuse to get out of jury duty so he made said that instead
The only thing I remembered from this movie is the weird plot point where the kids use some sort of editing to slow down his talking and he actually says I hate kids or something.
This will always be one of my favorite Halloween movies no matter how bad it is proven to be.
4:01 we all do Danny, we all do Remember Vine
Honestly it would’ve been better if turned out she was the goat instead
My favorite character is princess the goat
Zambony or boner witch one
This reminds me of Monster House
OK like I get that Max is an orphan and I also have a very dark sense of humor ( I too have no will to live!) but him constantly bringing up the fact that he’s getting taken away and begging to live with the great Zamboni is really annoying
Honestly I like the jaguar more