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Scales: Mermiads Are Real is an extremely bizarre take on mermaid lore and mythology. Please enjoy my review
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If that creepy guy wasn't part of the hunters team I'd completely be on there side
U can see her tale come undone 19:52
Siren: burns the city down and kills hundereds Also siren: wHy CaNt We JuSt HaVe A nIcE mOmEnT
This is the best recommendation ISpast has EVER made. Thank you for making this masterpiece of a review 😁
I have seen it, it’s cringe
How are not all Mermaids, not Doctors and shellfish.
Damn that water’s bout to make me act up😍😩🥵
Mermaids:oh yeah you need our blood to heal things. Also mermaids:-
"Some times you just gotta do this with the homies... 👁👄👁 🎵OhOhOhO🎵
This movie is so dumb
If your seeing this comment..... My my poo poo
as this is my 50th time watching this video. I still don’t get it and where are his organs
redhead mermaid in the background of 14:25 i love you.... who is she.
I have seen it multiple times It suck ever time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
"No he just wants an excuse to kidnap a g-" *cue nerdwallet ad*
Mom: “OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE A PAPERCUT HONEY! OH THE HORROR!” You: “Okayyyy? And?” Mom: “Wait there, imma go kill a mermaid so it can heal your fatal wound!”
She said that she has to stay away from water right does that mean that she doesn't bath with the water I'm just saying like does she like turn to a mermaid when she is having a bath what does she mean by she cannot stay be in the water
This movie is unholy
Yes
I’ve watched this movie pretty weird
MINECRAFT MANHUNT IRL CHALLENGE (GONE WRONG) OMG I ACTUALLY KILLED SOMEONE
I was choking laughing dude damn this was funny
why is no one talking about the fact that the villain voiced louis in twdg
"Sometimes you gotta get together with the homies and just... AAAAAAAAA"
I wanna remake this film, but develop it properly...
I though siren would blood bend or something 💀
The whole scene where siren tells Adam she’s a mermaid gives me Debby Ryan vibes
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"I'm a mermaid" 🚶🏽♀️👉👈 👁👄👁 "wAiT" 👨🏻🦯
21:52 "I like poopoo"
23:40 I just witnessed an eleven year old girl murder like a third year old man wtf
This is the first Danny Gonzalez video I ever saw. It popped up on my recommended like two minutes after I watched Scales: Mermaids are Real for the first time.
Hey I’ve always wanted to ask this question... if your wife dies from child birth can you press charges against your baby
20:08
if you lived in water your whole life, you would definitely need air lol
Lol
I love the movie
Siden pulls her hands to the side in the end so she tried to Split hos body in half
23:44 fnaf 3 be like
the hunters are not paying for health care
merman and mermaids has a different place where they could meet up huh?
“Don’t worry there not going to kill you there going to kill me!”
2:55 me
G R E G R R E. E G R E G
I only watched this movie TWICE because of baby jack d. Grazer
15:05 the halo theme be like
Who is greg
men can't be merMAIDs because "maids" are female. that solves the man thing
moral of the story: there'S no nice words for ugly LMAOOO
I wonder how much they paid the kid from it to play in that
You're body's made of 65% water! Uhhhh, wouldn't that just leave a dried meat sack behind?
That dudes death was some mortal kombat shit
the escaleted qwriucklie
"gUyS mY bOnEs ArE gEtTiNg SqUisHy" lmao
This is the most cliche movie ever bruh I predicted everything from the start
D A N D A N ? *WHEEZE*
" I WANT THAT GIRL" am taking that out of context
NO Wrong the moral of this movie is Never ever mess with a mermaid or it’s over
She said your body made out of 65% of work 60% on goggle Google
Sirens lure sailors into falling in love with them and lead them into the sea and drown them and eat their souls or their bodies, the other one is the one you said soooo
This made me laugh wayyyyyyyyyyy to much
Y’all the acting in this movie is just ✋😬
b r i t t l e b o n e s n i c k e y
Be right back, I gotta do my taxes. **wails**
My sister watches this so much. I’d rather watch Camp Cool Kids.(Make a video of Camp cool kids)
The modern closet oceanographically sneeze because brow randomly hunt afore a amuck shadow. simple, actually denim
but at night they get squishy
“My bodies changing and there’s nothing I can do about it” Me: isn’t that puberty?
Yes
Mermaid come here corona is here !
Omg I saw it like two years ago and it sucked, and I think it's Scales: A Mermaid's Tale.
PLEASE do Aquamarine
ahh yes. that relatable moment when your friend says that their a mermaid and then runs off.
Wait so...she avoided the water for *YEARS* she must STINK
Siren's Foaster Mom : This would make you very desirable to the Hunters.. Siren : The HHHHHHUNTERS?-
Also , 15:10.... Is that ICARLY? XD
A mermaid with healing powers? Idk man, sounds pretty Mipha to me.
Mermaid Is girl Merjanitor Is man
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OOH AIR 👅😎😉LOVE AIR
i came for those blue eyes, stayed for the content
stiff mass.
Dude I laughed so hard I think I busted a spleen
Feeling cute might suck out all the water from someone
GERG
It's the opposite of The little mermaid 😮😮
You made me laugh hard man
I swear this guy is the funniest guy ever
That 'crOnCh' sound effect when Adam fell was priceless.
me : **singing** my sisters : what the heck are u doing? shut up! me : ugh rude i'm just wailing, its a mermaid thing u would never understand 🙄
Omg I know that feeling when you're watching something and a character asks question with an obvious answer and you're just like 'Well, what did you think he was gonna say?'
He should react to dhar mann🤣
I’ve watched this 3 times I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am the one the first Greg yes its true hello
Mermaid in French is siren
It’s so trash
So scary
2:45 the h20 girls
When you went like "LOVING THE WATER!!!!!!!!!" I just laughed so much bc it was so funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been trying to avoid this video but it keeps coming back
Not me wacthing this video 69 times