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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on ISpast, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez
It's seagull not Steven Seagal ffs Daniel
me watching how 2 be healthy wi'll eating a icecream cone.
that makes sense why i don’t have any bone problems
jokes on you guys, i eat 31 almonds a day
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Raisin water gets rid of acne if you drink it on an empty stomach for 40 days. WELL NO DUH, YOU WONT HAVE ANYTHIN IN YOUR BODY. No protein, no oils, nothin.
_wives just wanna eat their husbands_
I'm sorry I don't understand any maths so I'm not sure if I've gone over my one laugh a day limit
Combine 4 dates with a glass of milk with 14 almonds YOU'LL BECOME AN IMMORTAL BEING AND EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO YOU
I want 20 min of Danny acting out famous battles
4:37 Trust me you wont regret it
I'm kinda new to this channel and I used to thi k that he's 19 or smth
Danny Gonzalez: ‘legends make up there own answers’ Me: so you make up your own answers. (Because you are a legend)
Damn I should have eaten more almonds then maybe I wouldn’t have cancer
Why is Danny sometimes so blushy?
Bro I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again but you got the comedic chops. The little skit you did when you shot yourself, kinda reminded me of like Rick & morty style comedy. Idk if that’s what you were going for but I like it.
when he did the work out it looked like a dance
Almond Asmr
Go watch Dr. Mike
2 almond *daily*
Wow. Finnaly a good youtuber!: Good editing, Actully funny, Entertaining!
Ha
This isn’t related but gender envy, that’s all
Why is it 5 almonds? If i eat 6 almonds will i get stage 2 cancer?
Maybe don't feed seagulls
Fun fact male lions kill and eat mateless female lions cub
GERG
Nobody: Danny's eyebrows: --_
Rug
Oh gosh i had way to many laughters.
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE
1:45
I’ve been click baited
OMG thank upu now im health
99 Greg’s eaten a day =. 9999999 Greg’s killing you
I'm allergic to almonds... Guess I'll die
His wife outside the room: o_0
My girlfriend's in medical school and I can confirm that these are 100% accurate.
This is a try not to laugh challenge in disguise
But tumors need pecans. And Severe Turmeric Lung Cancer need every kind of nut.
Danny really said 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟
My stepdad ate so many salted peanuts a day that his legs swelled up and he had to go to the doctor.
Scientists should make the water inside of the raisins,that would be *grape*
Me after eating 30 Almonds a Day: *\(°0°)/*
Scientists need to study Danny. He has somehow managed to find the fountain of youth. He looks at least 10 years younger than he actually is. It's unbelievable.
Him:”one lemon daily,yes” Me: casually drinking lots of sour juice 😎😎😎 (but also hates dates) “NOOOOOO”
"they should make raisins with the water built in" my guy i think thats called a grape
death: "I am, inevitable" *snap* those 4 dates I just at ate: "And I,.. am iron man"
hahaha Edit: Had to remove one 'ha'
1:45 *real women cook their husbands...we dont need no husbands..*
Ha Hahahahaha............... Dammit I failed 🤦♂️
why dose he say greg
Greg is his fans name
Me: **Is desi and has secondhand embarrassment.**
I just realized by weakness they meant tiredness.
i'm pretty sure the pigeon sign is a no hunting sign.
Just saying the sign was probably put near an airport because birds can't fly there because they're gonna get killed by the planes
I’m genderfluid so I guess I’m fucked up but only sometimes
Lemon a day= no fat Lemon a day= no tooth protection
Wait do almond joys count
Him: one laughter please. Me:how about 70
Isn’t raisin water just grape juice
DANNY YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM HOW WE SIT
How 2 🐝 healthy
0:55 ha
I may not be a girl, but you can be damn sure I sit like one
Anyone else think that Danny might be joking when he said rasins with water built in with them *cough* grapes *cough*
I’m in hospital right now, and I can’t move much, none of this would’ve happened if I had just eaten my husband.
I have it on good authority that 1 almond is the perfect amount of almonds.
dude... drink almond milk on a date while rocking back and forward while praying=god? (danny...its doing a backwards summer sault)
Fun fact: if you eat 500 almonds a day, *your dead!* :D
real women cook their husbands 😏
Im sorry I had 2 laughter
3:38 well I'm gay and have arthritis so pretty accurate as far as I go.
I do not get girls - Danny Gonzalez 2020
5:35 this is a bollywood movie called the 3 idiots, none of them are legends in the movie except for the "Kid"
That would be grape
"He cant even read signs!" Well, it's a picture
Just gonna timestamp Danny saying HA because it's the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life 0:58
Man looks like I should’ve eaten 5 almonds a day 😔
The almond things here could potentially get someone killed. Eating a ton of almonds could be deadly as they contain cyanide
4:38 sONG????
4:25-4:43 George Washington when the Americans won
"Rasin Water"
I like how there is 6 almonds for the caption,"5 almonds a day, no cancer."
I have a strange hunch Danny went to the kitchen and ate 4 dates after filming this.
why did Danny add up the amount of almonds when he could just have 12 😭
THAT'S WHAT I SAID
ha
How to REALLY be healthy: *Don't be unhealthy*
I mean, Boys are nice to look at... 😳
5 almonds a day keeps the cancer away!
4:36
3:39 as a girl, i can confirm that is how I sit
As a girl I can confirm that is in fact how we sit.
Almonds: *exists* Cancer: *Why do I here boss music?*
“They should try raisins with water built into it. That would be grape” 😂🤣😂
2:33 me over hearing my parents talking about me. hahahaha... wait
Danny is going to look exactly the same, and then the second he turns 40, he's going to age one hundred years.
I can tell these are indian accounts and oof i-
“Scientists should have raisins with the water built into them, that would be grape” omg lol
"I don't understand numbers, I wouldn't know one if I saw one."
,,they shoud make raisins with water build into them" Me: raisins are dried grapes so........just eat grapes.