Commercials From My Nightmares (flashing lights 10:40-10:50)

12 feb 2021
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  • I get that these commercials are ridiculous, but I cringe hearing you say that normal people don’t deal with threats to their safety like this. Not everyone lives in a safe area and honestly that bat flashlight thing seems kind of useful for people (women especially) who have to travel alone. The world isn’t all a safe suburb, Danny.

    Struggling Through LifeStruggling Through LifeKlukkustund síðan
  • Danny's acting skills are killer.

    KT RezninKT Reznin6 klukkustundum síðan
  • Yah I have epilepsy. Yah I'm currently watching from ten forty to ten fifty what abojtnsdncbdbdnfndndj.

    giant the world endergiant the world ender12 klukkustundum síðan
  • These products are 100% targeted at those people who ate fucking obsessed with the army/police and have no fucking chance of actually being in the army/police (nor should they be)

    Rebecca SeymourRebecca Seymour17 klukkustundum síðan
  • the nutcracker skit.

    amanda graceamanda grace21 klukkustund síðan
  • 7:13 is my favourite part

    MixedMaisie - Mixed Up ContentMixedMaisie - Mixed Up Content23 klukkustundum síðan
  • 13:12 danny unknowingly describing fascism lmao

    ashley kashley kDegi Síðan síðan
  • Former US Army, can confirm, tac stuff doesnt work and isnt used by the military.

    lolimmunelolimmuneDegi Síðan síðan
  • Nick Bolton is my favorite war criminal.

    mewtuwamewtuwaDegi Síðan síðan
  • danny: oooh dang twelve inches gah dayum the comments: nutcracker

    Swag HenniSwag HenniDegi Síðan síðan
  • Everybody be chillin til tactical dantical shows up

    Will O.Will O.Degi Síðan síðan
  • Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.

    Elise CarmichaelElise CarmichaelDegi Síðan síðan
  • I only started to watch your videos these days so what is the GREG FOR THAT BE REALLLLLL SUSSSSSSS

    Scratch VinesScratch VinesDegi Síðan síðan
  • Why does it sound like Danny’s finally hit puberty

    WiryHorse5WiryHorse5Degi Síðan síðan
  • Add a public comment...

    Alice the Music DemonAlice the Music Demon2 dögum síðan
  • Now: tack bat 5 years in the future: tack socks

    Kinoshita is underratedKinoshita is underrated2 dögum síðan
  • 10:40 10:50

    Spring daySpring day2 dögum síðan
  • I keep watching this just for the nut cracker guy

    Alyssa MiyasatoAlyssa Miyasato2 dögum síðan
  • 11:25 lol

    Starry cubesStarry cubes2 dögum síðan
  • 10:39 Robber: yo wtf stop am a shoot u weird dud:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Him HamooshHim Hamoosh2 dögum síðan
  • He talks about tactical situations like being able to be seen from four miles away is tactical

    Plip deflabioPlip deflabio2 dögum síðan
  • The funniest part is the bow because with a actual bow it would be going a LOT faster and in the shot it looks like someone just through a arrow

    TryllenTryllen2 dögum síðan
  • I wanna Tac hamster TAKE MY MONEY

    Xx_Random_ Fandom_xXXx_Random_ Fandom_xX3 dögum síðan
  • Video description: 10:39 - 10:50 Camera on a man and woman in bed at night OFF-SCREEN CRASH MAN gets out of bed and grabs TAC-BAT [V.O.] NICK BOLTON And, it protects you and your family in two ways! SCENE CHANGE to MAN on stairs holding TAC-BAT, INTRUDER at bottom of stairs. [V.O] NICK BOLTON Disorienting would-be attackers with his tactical strobe, MAN points TAC-BAT at INTRUDER, strobe light emits from TAC-BAT into INTRUDER'S face, disorienting him. Text on screen reads: Self-Defense Mode Cut to DANNY DANNY Ah yeah. Cut to slow motion of MAN pointing still flashing TAC-BAT. His face is distressed. Text on screen reads: Self-Defense Mode [V.O] DANNY Look at him; he's got the situation under control. Cut to DANNY, making exaggerated distressed face. DANNY (mocking) Ooh, go away! Aah! I tried to make this as cohesive as I could

    sweater weathersweater weather3 dögum síðan
  • Nutcracker!Danny is scarier than every horror movie I've ever seen

    sweater weathersweater weather3 dögum síðan
  • Warning: For Navy Guys Only.😎

    Heaven LangleyHeaven Langley3 dögum síðan
  • Wouldn't it be better to just use an extendable baton or something? Maybe something that doesn't brag about being "military tough" when everything the military uses is the bare minimum of like....toughness?

    Sheep UndefinedSheep Undefined3 dögum síðan
    • Also ffs, no one uses RFID sniffers anymore, why do wallet producers harp on about them so much?

      Sheep UndefinedSheep Undefined3 dögum síðan
  • The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either

    Greg Stinker of KurtistownGreg Stinker of Kurtistown3 dögum síðan
  • Corridor

    Patricia BagwellPatricia Bagwell3 dögum síðan
  • Dont all wallets fit in your pocket ;-;

    そのジャリンそのジャリン4 dögum síðan
  • lol shave under water who does that

    shh the movie is startingshh the movie is starting4 dögum síðan
  • i laughed a lot at the last 7 words

    Яромир ЗагребаЯромир Загреба4 dögum síðan
  • dude make a mini horror movie already

    JuniorJunior4 dögum síðan
  • Brilliant, just brilliant.

    monkeykhmonkeykh4 dögum síðan
  • Is it just me or does anybody else would buy one of those tactical fleshlights?

    I Have No IdeaI Have No Idea4 dögum síðan
  • Let me tell you that wallet ain't fiting in anyone's pockets especially girls ones

    Zuceth ZamoranoZuceth Zamorano4 dögum síðan
  • yeah my grandpa is always in our pool he literally cleans it thats his food

    Brooke AdorableBrooke Adorable4 dögum síðan
  • Looking back, if you slow down the footage of the wallet getting shot with the arrow, it has a rubber tip. Somewhat conspicuous because I could even tell there was a slight bend at normal speed.

    Rem TvRem Tv4 dögum síðan
  • t a c t i c a l s h o v e l

    Oh No!Oh No!4 dögum síðan
  • Made from the strongest of metals, aluminum!

    Bailey KellerBailey Keller5 dögum síðan
  • That Was DreamWasTaken's Voice

    Emery AidenEmery Aiden5 dögum síðan
  • a knife on a bat is basically an axe right? maybe just a gun on an axe?

  • The whole video I’m dying laughing 🤣

    Zekzer ZeZekzer Ze5 dögum síðan
  • when you said he might be at war with mars im like"he is at war with me mars"

    Mars Eats GlueMars Eats Glue5 dögum síðan
  • Me waiting for 10:40 *waiting intensifies*

    octagnloctagnl5 dögum síðan
  • He should react to wild child

    Green eggs and hamGreen eggs and ham6 dögum síðan
  • guys i just got the most tactical version of blue its called bluetac

    Caden 2Caden 26 dögum síðan
  • I think this is the best video yet.

    Somehow a turtleSomehow a turtle6 dögum síðan
  • I am going Danny made me choke on my orange juice i nearly died sentence him to the death penalty

    FireK4tFireK4t6 dögum síðan
  • Danny: BANG BANG BANG BANG stab stab stab

    Mermaid ladybug CAT NOIR IS MY PARTNERMermaid ladybug CAT NOIR IS MY PARTNER6 dögum síðan
  • dude that nutcracker thing is a legit good horror movie plot

    ShepDanceShepDance7 dögum síðan
  • Every kid cry after Santa isn’t real or tooth fairy Me: WAIT NICK BOLTON ISNT IN THE MILITARY?!?WHHYYYY

    Silent Whisperer21Silent Whisperer217 dögum síðan
  • "I've got a tactical flashlight and a fat ass!"

    TarociseTarocise7 dögum síðan
  • dantical just sounds like you are describing your own testicles.

    KitKattKitKatt7 dögum síðan
  • I know

    Omar SakkejOmar Sakkej7 dögum síðan
  • It's funny to me how Danny must have a bunch of random, probably useless stuff he paid money for to use in videos once just lying around his house.

    Lillian LintonLillian Linton7 dögum síðan
  • Turned notifications on. I’m Greg now

    mint ,mint ,7 dögum síðan
  • 7:35 HUH-

    that one human, dendthat one human, dend7 dögum síðan
  • your bream no joke no skame

    TA & Mal Leach-ColemanTA & Mal Leach-Coleman7 dögum síðan
  • Last year I started naming things Greg I didn’t watch Danny at all and I had no idea that that’s what he calls his fans so I am officially becoming a fan just because of that

    The powerful MusicThe powerful Music7 dögum síðan
  • that visor thing seems kinda cool to me bc i wear glasses and can’t use sunglasses in the car

    Faith ChurchFaith Church7 dögum síðan
  • Nick Bolton looks like he would definitely disown his son for wearing pink

    Mackenzie BennettMackenzie Bennett7 dögum síðan
  • I'm pretty sure the arrow that hit the wallet was a rubber one, y'know, the ones with the sunction things at the end of them. I think anyway.

    CheesyBugger 76CheesyBugger 768 dögum síðan
  • should act in a movie one day. A horror movie. That you wrote. Cause I would buy that. No, really. I would.

    CheesyBugger 76CheesyBugger 768 dögum síðan
  • Yes, sometimes I'm out fighting in a war, I'm in the trenches getting shot at, when all of a sudden a beard just grows on my face and gets in the way of eyes and I stupidly forgot to bring my razor with me. Also women need to shave too, what about them? next they're gonna make trousers with army gun holders, it would stretch all down the side of your leg, say goodbye to sitting down

    CheesyBugger 76CheesyBugger 768 dögum síðan
  • 😂😂😂 ur skits r so funny I love ur vids

    cal Crawleycal Crawley8 dögum síðan
  • 7:38 well that went well.......................

    Arian MahmoodArian Mahmood8 dögum síðan
  • Entar aja komenya

    the noob production loserthe noob production loser8 dögum síðan
  • you did a face reveal one April 1st

    Mathyew MathyewMathyew Mathyew8 dögum síðan

    Sabirabdullah1 boySabirabdullah1 boy8 dögum síðan
  • Is this promogramer?

    RocisRocis8 dögum síðan
  • IM A REAL BOY!!! Me:👁️👄👁️

    Normal Mario BrothersNormal Mario Brothers8 dögum síðan
  • 14:33

    jonathan b-bjonathan b-b8 dögum síðan
    • Lol

      David HolczerDavid Holczer8 dögum síðan
  • That nutcracker gave me honking nightmares 🤪

    Candace's WorldCandace's World8 dögum síðan
  • That nutcracker but actually scared the crap out of me

    Leo E.Leo E.8 dögum síðan
  • Tactical Dantical 😎😏

    BonkBonk9 dögum síðan
  • I have a custom keyboard that has your im gonna kill Santa thumbnail oh it😂(/^▽^)/ ಠ_ಠ

    John JonesJohn Jones9 dögum síðan
  • Please keep the nutcracker as a recurring character, that shit was terrifying and I loved it

    Brooke MurphyBrooke Murphy9 dögum síðan
  • 2:33 ehh that’s what she said ;)

    Shadow 4OURShadow 4OUR9 dögum síðan
  • 5:25 Nick Bolton doesnt need hearing protection because his ears are made of aircraft grade alluminum

    AceAce9 dögum síðan
  • We all know they put all their money in the commercials and forgot about the actual product

    G & AG & A9 dögum síðan
  • Ooooooor I could blind the attacker with the muzzle flash not the strobe light

    Creepy TomCreepy Tom10 dögum síðan
  • "Light a tac wallet on fire and it just won't burn!" ...proceeds to burn a tac wallet

    VioletViolet10 dögum síðan
  • There are only 2 military tough tac-puppos in stock! Like to get one!!!

    Jamie ValentineJamie Valentine10 dögum síðan
  • 14:14: "and even protects your credit cards". But wait. The scanner's flickering with red, meaning IT ACTUALLY DID REACT TO THE CARD but the dude probably was lucky not to have money on it. These commercials really try to fool people.

    Некто ЛохматыйНекто Лохматый10 dögum síðan
  • I’m a real BOY! Omg, you should be an actor🤣

    Himika RashidHimika Rashid10 dögum síðan

    Eric MacapagalEric Macapagal10 dögum síðan
  • I'm so disappointed in Danny. When advertising the tac-hamster he used a picture from the movie G-Force which is about spy guinea pigs not hamsters. I really expected more from him. Unless he is implying that guinea pigs are tactical hamsters, which I think I can get behind.

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  • 10:56 now annie are ok

    Fabrício SalazarFabrício Salazar11 dögum síðan
  • 10:51

    krazykidAidenkrazykidAiden11 dögum síðan
  • 10:40 nice

    krazykidAidenkrazykidAiden11 dögum síðan
  • 12:20 I love that the burning truck in the background is an unbearably fake looking prop

    sumsum11 dögum síðan
  • Stolen valor is a crime so they're so careful with dancing around it

    Hedge’s CornerHedge’s Corner11 dögum síðan
  • danny forgot to wish us a great day. guess i'm having a horrible day now thanks /j

    humanhuman11 dögum síðan
  • I know you might not see this but you’re like the only ISpastr I’ve ever seen who gives serious flash warnins. It’s really awesome and makes me happy. Happy and not get migraines that leave me blind and in bed for the next day or so.

    Ashes x2Ashes x211 dögum síðan

    gl¡tché!gl¡tché!11 dögum síðan
  • DreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDream

    Henry gamesHenry games11 dögum síðan
  • 10:40

    mr. waffle facemr. waffle face12 dögum síðan
  • When are the tac hamsters on sale

    Pop MrPop Mr12 dögum síðan
  • 7:35..

    TheEvaFactorTheEvaFactor12 dögum síðan